The story of the woman leaving her kid with the valet while she and her little pooch popped in to Neiman Marcus is all over the news out here.

As a mom of a toddler, this story makes me angry. I try not to judge other parents on how they raise their kids - I know how tough it is sometimes. But this one makes my blood boil. I hope this woman spends some time in PMITA prison. If you’re not comfortable leaving your dog in the car, you shouldn’t be comfortable leaving your kid in the car. And if she was truly a savvy shopper, she’d have known Neiman’s delivers. Clearly, Darwinism should’ve applied to this woman and she never should have been allowed to reproduce. Or shop. Either one.

I can’t seem to get one major thought about all this out of my head though. Is it really a dog if it fits in my purse and I can drop kick it like a football?