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Men who shake hands like women.
You know the kind I mean - where you are left wondering if the gentleman wanted you to brush your lips across the back of his hand and I felt like I crushed the guy’s fingers.
Gross. Shake hands like a man dammit.


Phil Says: December 18th, 2006 at 2:56 pmOnly thing worse is a woman who thinks she needs to shake hands like a man, but can’t.

Scrapiron Says: December 18th, 2006 at 6:42 pmI can still give a firm handshake but due to age and a case of old arthur I detest the idiot bone crushers. Several times I’ve started to my truck to get a weapon and crush someone’s skull. Guess it will eventually happen. I’ll see how they like a firm whack with a lug wrench.

jmt Says: December 24th, 2006 at 9:10 pm“All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like
that–”
- “I’ve Got a Little List”, The Mikado, Gilbert & Sullivan