After reading the awesome facts Frank J has learned about Fred Thompson, I’m starting to wonder if they’re the same person. Chuck Norris is a legendary bad ass. Frank J has convinced me Fred Thompson is too.

Here are a few of my favorites:

* Fred Thompson has blasted more people in the face with a shotgun than even Dick Cheney.
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* Fred Thompson reconsidered running for reelection after 9/11 but later decided to handle things on his own. He was soon seen entering the Middle East with a bottle of tequila in one hand an a handgun in the other. They’re still counting the dead.

* Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.

* Fred Thompson’s gaze can kill small animals.

* Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a Senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.
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* When terrorists get to the afterlife, they’ll find that none of their seventy-two women are still virgins. Why? Because of Fred Thompson.

Come to think of it, have YOU seen Chuck Norris and Fred Thompson together? Hmmm.

(hat tip Wizbang)