Jun
06
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I have the uncontrollable urge to use this bandwidth I pay for to spew the many random things that pop in to my head these days. The blog burnout is gone, the desire write is back. It only took Cam Edwards equating a Sonic Burger to a Double Double.

I have to say their Double Sonic burger with mayo is at least the equal to In-N-Out.

Um. No. I don’t think so.

Let’s pretend there’s such a thing as a burger quality scale. On the top of the scale there’s In-N-Out. It’s not a subjective measurement, it’s a scientific fact. Like global warming.

Moving on down the scale, below the acceptable burgers and the burgers you’d only eat under threat of bodily harm…there’s Sonic. How can a burger from a place that has fried cheese on the menu be equal to an In-N-Out burger? Not possible.

Don’t shed a tear for poor Sonic. The poor Sonic burger is in good company. Congealing at the bottom of the list is the red-headed stepchild of California burger institutions…Tommy’s Burger. And congeal it does. Any burger joint open 24 hours and puts chili on everything on its menu can’t do much more than congeal.

I’m hungry.

5 Responses to “Long Time, No Blog”

  1. On Tap » In-n-Out Burger Says: June 6th, 2007 at 10:10 am

    […] Marshall: Cam, your friend Farrah just laid the smackdown on you over your Sonic comment. Let’s pretend there’s such a thing as a burger quality scale. On the top of the scale there’s In-N-Out. It’s not a subjective measurement, it’s a scientific fact. Like global warming. […]

  2. Terry Says: June 8th, 2007 at 5:14 am

    Uhh, Farrah. When was the last time you ate at Sonic?

    Personally, I think “In and Out” denotes something more than what is implied.

  3. Farrah Says: June 8th, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    The Husband loves Sonic. He eats there at least once a month. I will eat there under protest once in a great while. I do like the chocolate cream pie shake. It’s yummy.

  4. Kevin Says: June 9th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    I don’t eat at Sonic for two reasons.
    1. It’s owned by a liberal.
    2. The food sucks.

  5. Wai Says: June 10th, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    Yeah, I don’t eat at Sonic for two reasons also:
    1) The closest one to me is 200 freakin’ miles away (yet they air their commercials on our cable t.v. network up here in NY.)
    2) Must be owned by a liberal because there’s no logic behind reason #1.

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