Overhead at the bank about twenty minutes ago:

Less Than Intelligent Bank Customer:   “Before I ask how to fix my problem, I have to tell you I don’t want this reported.”

My Most Awesome Banker conspiratorially whispering to me as she was wrapping up my business:   “If it wasn’t reportable before, it’s sure as hell going to be reported now. Dumbass.”

Ladies and gentlemen, when you ask a representative of a bank not to report something, it is a requirement BY LAW that representative report it. So says my My Awesome Banker. The more you know…

This has been a Raising Farrahzona Public Service Announcement.